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Monday 3 November 2014

OFF TO BATH!


Rumours abound on social media that the highest paid man in our fair county is off to bath. Apparently, despite a partition in his bathroom the public have signed their names on, we are informed that he may be able to fill his bath with at least £300,000 in bank notes. Local plumber Rod Shitepot commented 'It's true like,i've been asked to do the work and I shall be plumbing in the on tap cash as a matter of urgency.' When asked where the cash was coming from Mr. Shitepot said 'I've been sworn to secrecy like but apparently he just has to ask this old duffer from Trimsaran and this thick bloke from up the valleys what thinks the sun shines out of his arse and he gets anything.' At the time of going to press none of the said idiots were available for comment. This week's Carmarthen Journal is offering one lucky reader the chance of joining the filthy rich man in question for a grand tour of his empire before he fooks off and it falls to bits.

Thursday 2 October 2014

Boys In The Backroom (We Owns Your Soul)


Not usually a fan of posting quotes or poster with quotes but this quote and song seemed appropriate given the circumstances Jacqui Thompson finds herself in. “Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that've long since bought and paid for, the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them.” ― George Carlin Boys In The Backroom by Chuck Brodsky

KING RAT TO LEAVE TOWN


KING RAT SPOTTED LEAVING COUNTY HALL! Some are likening the story to the Pied Piper of Hamlin, the folk hero who persuaded the infestation of rats to leave the town by playing a tune on his flute. If only it were so. Unfortunately the majority of rats will not follow so easily when it comes to leaving the honey pot. The rats have found a way to keep the sinking ship afloat by feasting on the poor and sick of the county. They have literally taken every morsel off their bones and used their bones as ballast in the bowels of the ship. Anyone misguided enough to believe that anything will change as a result of King Rat leaving is deluded. The rats have convinced the people of Carmarthenshire that they deserve to stay by appearing in the local partizan newspaper 'Rattler' who will print any good news about the rats complete with obligatory photo with smile and waving hand. Any bad news is given beauty treatment in the secret chamber, which is also linked to the rat tunnels at County Hall. Local pest controller Ermin Moleskin said 'The only way to get rid of the f**kers is to ween them off the money and food they consume. They are predatory, dangerous and downright filthy bas**ds.' Neither the King Rat nor the editor of Rattler were available for comment although they were spotted at yet another awards ceremony for awards.

Tuesday 9 September 2014

Thursday 4 September 2014

Bara means Bread


Morning Bara (that's bread in Welsh see) Don't mind if I calls you Bara does you? What a start to your stay in Wales eh. The sun is shining for ew mun. Listen, I was thinkin last night about where you should go while you is ere like. Al I can ear is that Kathryn Kenkins banging on about the Gar innit. Its called the Gowa round ere. Full of posh folk with chickens and lamas. When we was kids we used to save a sixpence each week and put it in a pot so we could get a bus to Porthcawl. The ole estate would go mun and we'd ave sanwiches on the beach and maybe ave a go on the rides. It aint coney island but you'd love it.They does lovely faggots and peas at the dirty duck they do0. Listen, ave you been to Llanelli yet? There was rumours of cruise ships comin ere see so you might meet another American. Like most towns in Wales it as ad its istory stripped and all its community places closed down. Even the Eisteddfod was called Sir Gar. I was born and bred ere like and I can tell you the people are wonderful. Theyve ad it tough too mind. No industry left now, not many jobs. The council ruined the town and sold off community assets. We wont ave a playin field left soon. I digress again innit. You must go see Charlie and Meg's ouse in Pembrokeshire. It is lush like but the council is goin to pull it down see. Anything 21st century and completely eco friendly is a breach of planning. Ave you seen some of the stuff theyve put up recently? I am sure youll be directed to Dylan's place in Laugharne. You won't be the first president mind. Jimmy Peanuts came a while back. Still ave the photo of im and me eatin cockles together. I'll get some cockles in just in case. Does you like vinegar and pepper on yours? If you get asked to meet a chief exec keep you ands in you pockets, light fingers and all that. Is that the time, I gotta go play dominoes down the social. Listen, ave a great time and opefully we'll bump into each other down the respite care centre for the elderly. Oh bugger, that's closed too, I forgot. Never mind, lets meet at Porthcawl and ave a laugh together. Tara for now Like

MORNING Mr. President


CROESO I GYMRU Mr. Barack Obama
I am not a celebrity although I once had a letter read out on live TV by Alan Taylor and I stood behind Dewi Bebb and jumped up and down during a sports report on the Wales v England ladies hockey game. I digress. I want to welcome you on behalf of the underpriveliged people of Wales who sadly cannot make it to Newport. Money is of course a major factor but the bus services ave ad terrible cuts lately they ave. Youll feel instantly at ome ere as we are ranked the lowest of the UK countries in literacy and numeracy and we are now cast adrift from England, Scotland and Northern Ireland. Scotland as you know may just do a runner from the U.K. and elect Donald Trump as Prime Minister so the golf course will get an OK. I was opin you would come and visit us to see ow the Welsh really live. It is a sort of mix between Detroit and the Bronx in some places but I will spare them their blushes. They are good people it is just they as been shafted by the councils. Councils are the same as the American Mafia see. Padon my not speakin proper like but as you might know out of 67 countries taking part in literacy and numeracy tests, Wales was ranked 38th for reading, 40th for maths and 30th for the tests for science. We are a bit Moby Dick like. Don’t get me wrong, that is better than last innit. Perhaps you could visit some of the worse schools to see what it is like for those teachers and kids like. Not the teachers fault see, it is down to way too much interference from the people you will be sittin next to in that posh otel. I ere the food is good and there’s a pool an everything. Don't forget to ask em to give the left ovas to a food bank or something equally good for a photo opportunity. Some of the boys say they’ll ave a go at the fence when you’s gone, take it in for scrap like. Got to feed the kids someow innit. 1 in 4 children are in poverty in Wales see. I was opin you’d visit some of those kids like, but the problem is that they are too proud to admit they are in poverty like. Some of em don’t even ave a ouse. There are 9,000 plus homeless families in Wales see. Ow can you get an ouse when you avent got a job innit. Wales as the highest percentage of economically inactive people in the UK. I was opin you’d be donatin some wonga to create some employment in the worse places like but I ere you’ll be buyin arms to kill people in these rogue states. Plenty of rogue estates round ere mind. Well I opes yous enjoys you stay anyway and you must pop in to a local chippy and ave some rissole an chips or faggots. That means something else ere see. Don’t bother goin trapsin round the countryside takin the advice of that Bryn terfil and the other celebs. Get yerself into town on a Saturday and see ow we really live mun. If you can spare some time, do visit some of our hospitals before they close. I would ave asked you to come and unveil a plaque at our local library like, but that as closed too. If you do appen to be down west do come and see me and I can give you the jen on Wales proper like. You won’t need all that flash stuff and security, the people round ere are umble and friendly like. Probably like the people you knew when you was growin up innit. Tara for now.

Friday 28 February 2014

Mr. Blue Sky

WATCH MR. BLUE SKY What a difference a day makes eh? After the storm in a teacup with paper doilies and powder puffs at dawn we have a beautiful blue sky day. All we need now is the snow for purity (no not that sort) and to bring Carmarthenshire to a close. the skis and brandy flask have been in the attic for some time but having seen suchi I am inspired to get on the piste again. I have a pass for all the slopes of Ponty Pandy so let it snow. So what happens now? Do they all kiss and make up or will they be at it again no sooner than the bullshi** has been shovelled of the floor of the main chamber. I guess they could always spread it on that rugby pitch at Pontyberem they featured in It's A Wonderful Life. It seems that the message from SuperJono is that the voters (YES US) will make their true feelings known at the ballot box in the next elections. I very much doubt that the apathy that has persisted for so many years will change. My guess is that you could put a monkey up for election in every Labour ward and the monkey would be voted in (WHAT, They Have Been!). Well the shark pool is very small so we were told. I am looking forward to seeing the write ups in local press, which will undoubtedly ignore all the relevant questions, which should have been put to Dame Edna and her followers.

Thursday 27 February 2014

GLOBAL VIEWING


Well Mam Fach and Maernifarny, we have a global audience. Must all be wrestling fans. Even our comrades in Ukraine are tuning in but I fear they will be seeing a lot of what they have fought and died for absent in Carmarthenshire. No we do not have the same wonderful way of dealing with thing as they. When their man refused to listen and resign they stood shoulder to shoulder out on the streets in the full view of the vermin snipers that gunned them down. They defended themselves with bricks and stones and meagre shelters. The man who surrounded himself with luxury a high salary and unknown amounts of perks was finally ousted and ran like the rat he is. As our comrades in Ukraine read and view this blog I hope they understand that once, this nation and its people were great and fought against dictators and despots. Perhaps the Welsh will now rekindle that fight and take a stand like the brave people of the Ukraine.

Plaid Cymru V Labour


All the action from today's bash at County Hall. Watch the action here Seconds Out, Round 1! Plaid are in the green trunks (what do you expect).

The NEW Executive Board


They get my vote and my Nan's

SMALL POOL


It seems that we are all as thick as sh** in Carmarthenshire despite the county being home to some of the world's leading lights in many fields. NO! According to a number of councillors speaking today there is only a small pool of people to choose from to earn £200,000 a year plus whatever other cash one can get on the side. The claim was muttered and repeatedly muttered today in a full council meeting and appeared to be the justification for giving as much cash as was legally or in some instances otherwise available to give to anyone who has a posh accent a top job. Meanwhile the peasants of Pontyberem and surrounding villages myself included are shown fetching water for cawl at the local rugby pitch. It was like a scene from Oliver Twist. So it seems that many of the well spoken, articulate, intelligent residents of Pontyberem, Pontyates, Ponthenri and a host of other Camarthenshire villages cannot produce one person to challenge for the job of Chief Executive or any other senior officer's post for that matter. I know my place and so should you. How dare we claim we are intelligent and ask for our wages not to be cut and our playing fields to be saved so that our children can escape shingles. NO! For goodness sake KNOW YOUR PLACE! That is in the WORKHOUSE. Remember to doff your cap next you see the masters.

A Rival Show To A Farce At Jail Hill


The truth is by ere. Now the ratings for A Farce At Jail Hill went through the roof today. Latest figures show the apathetic community of Carmarthenshire topped an all time high of 3 viewing the latest episode. A BAFTA or BFKUTA is in order me thinks. Western Power had to crank up the emergency generators to coincide with the the climax, which was the main speech when almost every resident in Carmarthenshire simultaneously switched on the radio for the Jeremy Vine Show whilst turning down the volume on what appeared to be a drunken man slurring some form of apology about his mates taking bundles of cash from the poor. (This is a TV show I am satirising M'Lord and I make no reference to anyone living or dead)That gets the threat of legal action out of the way. So I resuscitate my wife who by now has collapsed in exhaustion having thrown everything in the kitchen at the screen hoping it would have some voodoo like effect on the gorgons on the screen. It didn't, they just got worse and some rather rude and ignorant bald guy kept giving the villains chances whilst telling the good guys to shut up. So in desperation I flick through the channels and find some programme in Italian talking about some people in Carmarthenshire of all places who like the Farce At Jail Hill are having some sort of problems. Well Mam Fach, it was spooky. Gwyn Toploader (his dad was a washing machine salesman) was badgering these old codgers round the town and down alleyways (cue THE PERSUADERS music). Well, I was riveted it was dead exciting. Flash cars going fast, the arse of some bloke sticking out the back and loads of swigging coffee in posh cafs in CARMARTHEN, who's have banked on that eh? Owain Glyndwr made an appearance talking about crime and punishment but the upshot was that nobody could do nufink and the law sucks. What a week, no a month, no a year it has been. I luvs livin ere in Carmarthenshire. Great Italian programme here Parlo Italiano

BANG TO RIGHTS or not as the case may be.


Just watched the latest episode of A Farce at Jail Hill. A star studded programme with an all star cast. Someone must have switched off the autocue in this episode as not many were able to string a sentence together. There was more than the fair share of dodgy characters in this episode asking the viewers to trust them. Not likely unless you attend the same lodge i'd say. It was fortunate that the likes of John Thaw or Terence McCann were not around or they would all have been thrown over the bonnet of a Cortina and given a working over before being banged to rights. As it was the episode panned out with little more than the crooks pleading that they had made a mistake, onest guv, it was me wot did it but I loves me old mum and me Gran so I can't be that bad can I. Now the viewers didn't buy that and neither did the straight guys and gals but the villains outnumbered the good guys in grand old tradition and swung it their way before heading off to the Ponderosa for a knees up buffet and as much tequila as they could pour down the drawers of Layby Lil. By the end I was exhausted from shouting at the screen. Took me back to the days when my gran would throw buns at Kendo Nagasaki, now there's a nice guy if ever there was. I have to say that I would trust Kendo and Adrian Street or even Giant Haystacks for that matter with my money and my life well before I would trust any of the cast of villains I saw today. Yeeha folks, the Milky Bars are on me.

Friday 14 February 2014

Pembrokeshire Pirates Outgunned

Avast me hearties and roger the cat for that be his name. If ye thinks it is bad on the isle of Carms don't ye be going West to the Isle o Pembs. A rough lot of cut throats they be for sure. There be talk of brown envelopes bein passed in car parks forcin good pirates to walk the plank. Just as they was all walkin the plank bound for Davy Jones' locker the brown envelopes was passed to the scurvy dogs too. But it seems like the big kahuna has lived to tell another tale. It seems like the people of these ere islands has just given up. No fight left in em. this be the land of the folks what fought off the French too. Is there hope me handsomes? Only the good people of Pembs can answer that. They has a choice. They can storm the place or wait til everything they owns is taken away from em.

Rhodri Glyndwr Triumphant


For the time being Mark James has stepped down, leaving his colleagues to man the ship (you know what they say about sinking ships). Was the delivery of a rat to county hall some strange secret society ritual warning of impending doom? Are we seeing the birth of the new Glyndwr or is this a storm in the West, which will fade when the rozzers have played their part in the theatrical production of The Ditherer of Jail Hill. It is welcome news whatever and of course the public deserve to know the truth. All this could have been avoided if they had done the decent thing in the first place or the more sensible and decent thing of not doing it in the first place if you catch me lifeboat. One thing for sure is that none of the scurvy crew manning the wreck of HM Madge will be holding their hands out for fear of the black spot or as Cneifwr puts it, the brown envelope. I smell MUTINY and more theatre before this storm quells to a light sowesterly. ARRGH and bad eggs. SIGN ERE SHIPMATES

Thursday 13 February 2014

GOD AND THE LABOUR PARTY


It now seems that the only person in Carmarthenshire who has any power is a man called Madge (not God). Despite the fact that the population of Carmarthenshire actually pays his wages (madge) not God, he has decided to stay put with James (not a prohpet) and co possibly in the misguided hope that the storm will blow over. What is extraordinary that the judgements (not by God) of unlawful activity weighed against them appear to be being completely ignored. Can you imagine how rapidly any of us would be dealt with by the law if we were to have done the same. A police investigation is now taking place but the accused for want of a better word are still in the office where the evidence is stored. It seems that if you are in the Labour party anything goes. Neither Westminster nor Cardiff appear to be able to do anything about this other than to utter a few words, which have apparently fallen on deaf ears. My daughter sat and watched some of the webcast of the meeting and looked on in astonishment and asked, 'are they the people who are in charge of the county' I had to say reluctantly, yes. Glossing over the fact that they could not appear to articulate a fluent sentence and the continual dropping of H's it was a spectacle to behold. GOD HELP US PLEASE! But then if he is Labour we are all stuffed.

Wednesday 12 February 2014

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Tuesday 11 February 2014

WELL I NEVER

I knows its Valentines Day soon and we is livin in an age of tolerance innit. I espect they as a table at that posh Scarlets place what was the docks. Used to go spikin for mullet there I did with my Tadcu. Whas Jono smilin about tho? Ooh, I know, he as been voted Mr Febu....Febrewe....Febmix of 2014 by the lovely ladees of PontyPandy what was dissapointed with the stripper lookin like a chicken from that American food chain. Well its gonna be an interestin day tomorro and I will ave my state of teh art Amstrad computer runnin with the webcast on the old valve radio. Couple of shants and a curry and job done. Who is you supportin? 

Carmarthen Stripped Bare and Butt Naked

Well, Mam fach, it's all appening in Carmarthenshire. Unlawfulness at County Hall, whatever next and them good chapel folk too. A stripper bein booed off by the women of PontyPandy. Who needs a script writer? Now I find the beloved Carmarthen Journal as been acked by some kitchen appliance firm. Community News is full of ovens, granite tops and drawers, ooer Mrs, sound like another plot from the Welsh soaps to me it does and I loves it. Good to see a PontyPandy boy doin so well in Pobol y Cwm too it is. My website "Crooks in the Cowsil' site as been busy too with people toutin they wares on ere sellin they pals what plays music they are. Galavantin tommorow I is, back down to Saintly Clears, well I loves a bit of the costa del posh me innit. They as toilet roll in the conveniences there they do, honest. I might stop off at county all to have a nose at proceedins and lob a tomato from the gallery. What a rotten bunch they is and they as the cheek to take our spondoolees, well I never, well I did. Been cold ere in PontyPandy too it as, avin to wear mrs. Dai Farmer's tights. Mind you, I ave a lovely set of legs, even got a whistle from the neighbour today when I was peggin out. Don't worry, I means the clothes like innit. Still life in the old bugger yet. TARA!

Saturday 8 February 2014

COUNCILS MAY HAVE TO ALLOW FILMING

It seems that it may not be long before councils have to allow filming at town halls. There are also hints that the council's FREE papers may be more closely regulated to prevent unfair competition with newspapers and to prevent self interest groups and partisan political campaigning.

The Free publication by CCC tends to advertise specific businesses, which the council have helped financially.  Surely it is our money paying for it so why don't we get the same opportunity? The paper reads like the academy awards of Croneywood. It is hard to find anyone who tells you anything other than the magazine is thrown straight in the bin.

England seem to be leading the way again and no doubt Mr Pickles has had a hand in this. Here we have to settle for slightly less than Mr. Pickles but more of a Mr. Picalilly (never liked the stuff).


Council's May Have to Allow Filming - BUT NOT IN WALES

Pasta or Crepes?

It wasn't all bad eh? The BBC did at least make a tokenistic effort to show the ladies rugby at half time. In Inverdale's absence there was a little less hurrah England during the games but if you listened to commentary of Sport Live AM Radio, yes, the crackly one, you would have heard the bias from the sasanach's and the Scots. Gavin Hastings gave Scotland a right mouthful. I am so glad I stayed in and made a curry. At least we have some flare to look forward to tomorrow. I have pals in Italy and France so I am torn. Depends if we opt for crepes or pasta for lunch to get us in the mood. France usually get my support being an avid Francophille. So we have a long wait now for the next one and I am sure Gats will be calling in that well known singer Plan B as all through the match the commentators said he didn't have Plan B. Not sure what difference a singer will make but you never know. 

Friday 7 February 2014

Llongyfarchiadau Keith Davies

 Keith Davies has stepped up to the mark and called for a suspension of the Chief Executive. He is one of a number of prominent politicians calling for Mark James to be suspended. The press releases from CCC fail to discriminate between those councillors making strong objections and those agreeing with the council leader's responses. It is extremely confusing and probably upsetting for those councillors who are rapidly distancing themselves from the complete chaos, which appears to have taken hold at CCC. Far from fading out, this storm is set to continue. You can fool some of the people of Carmarthenshire all of the time, and all of the people of Carmarthenshire some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people of Carmarthenshire all of the time.

Wednesday 5 February 2014

MADGE CALLS FOR HELP

In the latest twist at Jail Hill Madge calls for Truth And Justice. The calls did not go unheeded as we see our Carmarthenshire Superhero JonoMan come to the rescue.

Tuesday 4 February 2014

TAIL WAGS DOG

Whilst it is encouraging to hear that Plaid have had their meeting and called for a vote of no confidence one must remember that every single councillor man to a woman voted and approved the unlawful payments in the first place. For many years now this authority appears to have been operating with the tail wagging the dog. Each councillor has a duty and is paid to represent their electorate not to form little clubs and pursue their political bent. YOU REPRESENT THE PEOPLE. If you can't do that then step aside and allow people who can to do so. Below is the outcome of Plaid's meeting. Could have told them that without a meeting. 

“The serious and damaging findings of the Wales Audit Office reports required swift action.  It is not the job of councillors or the council’s leadership to challenge and undermine the integrity of the independent Audit Office – these reports should be accepted and their recommendations implemented.

Monday 3 February 2014

WE ARE ALL WRONG

My sincere apologies. It seems that all the people who have read the auditor's report have got it wrong and the facts will be released a month after this terrible mistake. Apparently the facts have been hiding in the knicker drawer of Mrs Jones, no15 Spillman Street.

The Journal was on hand to capture the moment (goodness knows what that reporter was doing there at that time of night) and interview Mrs. Jones (photo) who said "I was going for the fluffy thong see for Mr. Jones oh he does love it, and there beneath the rampant rabbit was the facts. No mistaking it, they were the facts, by there. So I grabbed them and ran down the road to county hall, I have a back door entry there see. So I handed them in and they were relieved. Well one of them was, couldn't manage two not after Mr Jones see. Like a bull he is."

So there we are. We can all sleep soundly (or whatever you do) in our beds and all is well with the weird world of Carmarthenshire. As for that Welsh Auditor Bloke, well he won't work again for sure.

Nos Da Cariads.

Mrs. Jones (who wished to remain anonymous)

FACTS

May I remind the apparently memory challenged folks at Jail Hill of THE FACTS


Assistant auditor general Anthony Barrett said: "Carmarthenshire council has acted unlawfully on two fundamental issues, both of which the public need to be fully aware of.
"The authority has taken decisions and used taxpayers money in areas that they do not have the legal powers to do so."
SO WHAT'S TO DISCUSS JUST GO! 
Is it beyond your intelligence to realise that the people of Carmarthenshire have absolutely no trust in you and no respect for you as being able to lead the council any longer. What don't you understand? 

PUNCH AND JUDY TIME FOLKS


Madge's latest states

"Evidence relating to the two issues is being shared with all county councillors in advance of the matter going before council. This includes advice from QCs and previous communication with the Wales Audit Office." 

AHEM! Am I missing something here? The deed is done. GUILTY M'Lord! Two unlawful acts as judged by the Wales Audit Office. The tone of his protestations is that all will be explained and all is well it is just that he couldn't say anything while they were being investigated.

HOW does that change anything? The judgement is a judgement. THAT is what the public want to get to the bottom of. The statement is surely a joke but we are not in April yet.

The lunatics appear to really have taken over the asylum. Here Madge states "“I hope people can bear with us for just a short time now, I can assure them of a frank, open and honest discussion regarding these issues which I accept have caused public concern.

“I hope that people will not make their minds up about these matters prior to being in full possession of all the facts.”

Surely the point is that apparently nobody trusts you anymore AND the very reason they don't is because of your apparent insistence that you have done nothing wrong and that the facts have apparently been conveniently ignored. How long can this theatre go on before PC Plod comes in and coshes the lot of them with the heavy handed tactics they apparently doled out on Jacqui Thompson for merely filming THE FACTS!


Friday 31 January 2014

Update

We have had our first recorded message for Mark James via the petition. A lot of people signing from all over Carmarthenshire. Many thanks. All messages will be sent to all councillors, the Chief Executive and the council leader. Please continue to sign the petition. https://secure.jotformeu.com/form/40297272486361

Petition

Please sign and share.  Petition calling for resignation of Mark James and Kevin Madge https://secure.jotformeu.com/form/40297272486361

Thursday 30 January 2014

JOURNAL NEWS

Let's hope the Carmarthen Journal will now have the balls to publish the facts and the public reactions. They should now be beating on the door of every County Councillor asking questions. That is journalism.


PETITION

Please spare a few minutes of your time. You may have seen or heard the news today about the unlawful payments made to chief executive Mark James. The county has gone from bad to worse and it is the ordinary people who are suffering most.  I make this plea. Please fill in the form and submit. It will be forwarded to Carmarthenshire County Council and your County Councillor. https://secure.jotformeu.com/form/40297272486361

DISGRACEFUL

Two councils acted unlawfully by letting chief executives opt out of a pension scheme to avoid potential tax payments, the Wales Audit Office says.

Pembrokeshire's Bryn Parry Jones and Carmarthenshire's Mark James had been given cash payments in lieu of employer pension contributions.
Dyfed-Powys Police said the force was in discussions with the auditors.
Calls have been made for resignations or instant dismissals over the matter.
The councils have said they are considering the public spending watchdog report which said that both authorities had acted unlawfully to allow the chief executives to opt out of the Local Government Pension Scheme (LGPS) to avoid potential tax payments.

Key facts

  • Decision passed in Nov 2011 by Carmarthenshire's executive board, without it appearing on the agenda, to give Mr James first payment
  • Mr James launches libel action against blogger Jacqui Thompson arrested after filming a council meeting on her mobile phone
  • He won and Ms Thompson paid costs of £23,217
  • Her own attempt to counter sue for libel was rejected
  • Since 2012, Carmarthenshire has paid out more than £26,000 in external legal costs under decision to indemnify its chief executive
  • In Sept 2013 the Welsh government was asked if it approved payments in lieu meanwhile the audit office refused to approve both councils accounts for 2012-13
  • In Jan 2014, the audit office says both councils acted unlawfully by letting chief executives opt out of a pension scheme to avoid potential tax payments
  • By March 2014, £51,011 will have been paid to Pembs chief Mr Jones and one other senior officer
Mr James was also unlawfully given an indemnity against potential libel costs.
Assistant auditor general Anthony Barrett said: "Carmarthenshire council has acted unlawfully on two fundamental issues, both of which the public need to be fully aware of.
"The authority has taken decisions and used taxpayers money in areas that they do not have the legal powers to do so."

Friday 3 January 2014

Challenge In Education


If you look at the mind map you will see that the purpose of education to a certain degree is to produce well rounded, obedient, workers for industry and economic growth. We can safely say that on this level we are failing. The economy is in a terrible state and we are being overtaken by the rest of the world in industry.

Schools teach a curriculum and students are expected to arrive at a set of answers the culmination of which is standardised testing and grouping.

The top level may go on to university, the next level down may work in skilled jobs and the next level down may work in relatively unskilled work. There is another level, those of whom have been completely failed who drop out and lose hope. The news has been full of reports on such adolescents recently. These numbers appear to be on the increase. A report on the BBC news site yesterday stated that up to 80,000 children in the U.K are now classed as homeless.

These are the students who have been disempowered by this model of education. They are the ones who don't respond as well to testing or methods of teaching. So what can be done for them? Education today has produced a generation of dehumanised, impoverished young people. Faced with their lot some turn to drugs and crime but this is not to say that they all do and that they should all be labelled as such.

We have to look at this century in the same way as the industrialists looked at the beginning of the last century. We need an educational revolution. We have the people ready to deliver and already delivering in other countries, the same countries that are overtaking us in health, education, industry and technology. Just map the movements of Richard Gerver or Sir Ken Robinson or Dr. Steve Hughes  over the last 12 months. Brazil, China, Scandinavia amongst others visited. What does this tell us? It tells us that these countries are receptive to change and that they acknowledge the people making that change happen inviting them to the forefront of their efforts to change.

The education system in the U.K. has done its job well. We are indeed passive and obedient and patriotic people. It is difficult to see where a revolution will come from. I was lucky enough to travel to Romania after the fall of Ceaucescu. My mission was to take Montessori education to the children in the orphanages. That revolution came about because one man stood up to the regime. His assassination prompted mass rioting ending in a revolution in Bucharest. My welcome couldn't have been warmer. My skills and ideas were embraced by people hungry for change. I am proud to say that they are still in place in many of the colleges and schools of Romania.

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Thursday 2 January 2014

HELP THE YOUNG

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-25559089 More needs to be done to support the young. Empty buildings owned by councils should be given over so that the young can network, get creative and start up. They also need tax breaks and funding to start these new businesses. When a hotel in Wales gets £300,000 of public money from the Welsh Assembly while youngsters in the town are jobless it stinks. It beggars belief how unimaginative and useless these politicians are. We need people like Andrew Mawson to come in and spell it out for them in black and white. The alternative is that the young fall further and society kicks them harder.