KING RAT SPOTTED LEAVING COUNTY HALL! Some are likening the story to the Pied Piper of Hamlin, the folk hero who persuaded the infestation of rats to leave the town by playing a tune on his flute. If only it were so. Unfortunately the majority of rats will not follow so easily when it comes to leaving the honey pot. The rats have found a way to keep the sinking ship afloat by feasting on the poor and sick of the county. They have literally taken every morsel off their bones and used their bones as ballast in the bowels of the ship. Anyone misguided enough to believe that anything will change as a result of King Rat leaving is deluded. The rats have convinced the people of Carmarthenshire that they deserve to stay by appearing in the local partizan newspaper 'Rattler' who will print any good news about the rats complete with obligatory photo with smile and waving hand. Any bad news is given beauty treatment in the secret chamber, which is also linked to the rat tunnels at County Hall. Local pest controller Ermin Moleskin said 'The only way to get rid of the f**kers is to ween them off the money and food they consume. They are predatory, dangerous and downright filthy bas**ds.' Neither the King Rat nor the editor of Rattler were available for comment although they were spotted at yet another awards ceremony for awards.
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