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Monday 3 November 2014

OFF TO BATH!


Rumours abound on social media that the highest paid man in our fair county is off to bath. Apparently, despite a partition in his bathroom the public have signed their names on, we are informed that he may be able to fill his bath with at least £300,000 in bank notes. Local plumber Rod Shitepot commented 'It's true like,i've been asked to do the work and I shall be plumbing in the on tap cash as a matter of urgency.' When asked where the cash was coming from Mr. Shitepot said 'I've been sworn to secrecy like but apparently he just has to ask this old duffer from Trimsaran and this thick bloke from up the valleys what thinks the sun shines out of his arse and he gets anything.' At the time of going to press none of the said idiots were available for comment. This week's Carmarthen Journal is offering one lucky reader the chance of joining the filthy rich man in question for a grand tour of his empire before he fooks off and it falls to bits.

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