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Wednesday 8 April 2015

All Going To Plan


How are one's plans coming along Mr. C? One's plans are coming along quite well M'am. We have cleaned up in the Middle East and left such a mess that we will have to go back and rebuild the whole lot and resupply arms to the terrorists who are now our friends fighting some people who were our friends and who are now terrorists M'am. What of one's home affairs Mr. C? One's home affairs are very good M'am. We have forced the majority of working people into such destitution that many have turned to a life of crime thus boosting one's coffers M'am. We are also ensuring that one's land and anything below it is extracted and sold as quickly as possible before we see the pitchforks at dawn brigade return. One remembers the diggers does one not M'am? Quite Mr. C. How are one's plans progressing for the education and health service wot have been costing one so much for so long? Well M'am, we have almost run them into ruin and completely demoralised one's subjects wot work there. Nobody has the stomache to challenge us M'am coz they knows what one did to the miners. How is one's popularity Mr. C? Top notch M'am. We have thrust Kate and Wills into the spotlight along with George to win the 'AWE' factor. Very good Mr. C. Now let us hope you beat that commy bastard again so that we can put the final nail in the coffin for this nation and get back to how it used to be in the good old days of Royal rule.

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