MANCRY

Everyone's at it. Man Crying is set to become the latest fashion. You can get in on the action with our ALL NEW family game called MANCRY. Throw a hanky onto the picture board (it helps if it is wet). The aim is to score as many points as possible by answering the questions, who? When? Why? and Where? You get a bonus point if you cry when giving the answer. The rich, famous and downright crooked are all playing this game in real life. MANCRY is available by mail order at a cost which WON'T MAKE YOU CRY! That's Right! Only £399.99 TODAY. Prices vary according to political and religious beliefs. We have almost SOLD OUT! So ORDER TODAY and have the time of your life. MUST HAVE MALE MEMBER OF FAMILY, TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY, READ THE SMAL PRINT. Don't Delay, SEND YOUR CASH TODAY! For the game on all your TV screens and in all your newspapers.