Dishwasher Tantric Yoga

Just spent most of the evening taking apart a dishwasher and putting it back together again. WHY? Because it wasn't working. Ah, did you fix it I hear you ask. NO! It needs a new part. A word to the wise. Don't take a dishwasher apart unless you have the body of a Yogi (not the bear). Ordering a part is easy yes? NO! you have to supply every serial number known to whatever you pray to and even then, it is not likely the part exists anymore. Bring back the manufacturing industry in the U.K. You must be joking. It is quicker for me to send to China for the part and have it sent courier within three days. All I need to do now is some yoga exercises to get into those dishwasher repairman positions. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

• Ah, a fellow yogi.  Perhaps this is my alter ego in China taking the part from the machine of his unsuspecting wife to send to me. NO WAY! Turns out this guy is having worse problems than me and most of his appliances have packed up. Dude, I send my man love and sympathy to you. Look at what he writes. Brought tears to my eyes. 
  So, are we done w/ appliance trouble? No. Not by a long shot. we've been having washing machine trouble but that's a given w/ the amount of use we put it through. And, our dishwasher is dying a slow death. However, this may have just sped it up ten fold: We were cooking and turn around to see Max dismantling the dishwasher. URGHH!!! He put it back together but now it's a bit louder. We knew what was wrong w/ it before. Frustrating. And, as of this evening, now it's not working at all. But, there are plenty of dishwashers (aka children) in this house very capable. We'll all take turns & it will just have to be that way for awhile. No biggie.

  
  

  

  
  
• No Biggie dude! Max needs a clip or else to attend an appliance course. The worse thing of all is that I actually went online and asked an expert. I ended up answering HIS questions. He fleeced me for £10 and had the balls to ask me to rate him. I gave him an O.K. Hey, I am charitable and he is a fellow appliance yogi. Now we must do as Max and his family do and use the sink. MARIGOLDS PLEASE DARLING!