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OFF TO BATH!

Rumours abound on social media that the highest paid man in our fair county is off to bath. Apparently, despite a partition in his bathroom the public have signed their names on, we are informed that he may be able to fill his bath with at least £300,000 in bank notes. Local plumber Rod Shitepot commented 'It's true like,i've been asked to do the work and I shall be plumbing in the on tap cash as a matter of urgency.' When asked where the cash was coming from Mr. Shitepot said 'I've been sworn to secrecy like but apparently he just has to ask this old duffer from Trimsaran and this thick bloke from up the valleys what thinks the sun shines out of his arse and he gets anything.' At the time of going to press none of the said idiots were available for comment. This week's Carmarthen Journal is offering one lucky reader the chance of joining the filthy rich man in question for a grand tour of his empire before he fooks off and it falls to bits.

Stebonheath 1976

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Boys In The Backroom (We Owns Your Soul)

Not usually a fan of posting quotes or poster with quotes but this quote and song seemed appropriate given the circumstances Jacqui Thompson finds herself in. “Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that've long since bought and paid for, the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them.” ― George Carlin Boys In The Backroom by Chuck Brodsky

KING RAT TO LEAVE TOWN

KING RAT SPOTTED LEAVING COUNTY HALL! Some are likening the story to the Pied Piper of Hamlin, the folk hero who persuaded the infestation of rats to leave the town by playing a tune on his flute. If only it were so. Unfortunately the majority of rats will not follow so easily when it comes to leaving the honey pot. The rats have found a way to keep the sinking ship afloat by feasting on the poor and sick of the county. They have literally taken every morsel off their bones and used their bones as ballast in the bowels of the ship. Anyone misguided enough to believe that anything will change as a result of King Rat leaving is deluded. The rats have convinced the people of Carmarthenshire that they deserve to stay by appearing in the local partizan newspaper 'Rattler' who will print any good news about the rats complete with obligatory photo with smile and waving hand. Any bad news is given beauty treatment in the secret chamber, which is also linked to the rat tunnels at County Hall. Local pest controller Ermin Moleskin said 'The only way to get rid of the f**kers is to ween them off the money and food they consume. They are predatory, dangerous and downright filthy bas**ds.' Neither the King Rat nor the editor of Rattler were available for comment although they were spotted at yet another awards ceremony for awards.

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